At last! Here's my 2019 calendar of seasonal victuals - with photography, words and design by my bearded self.
It's A3, so generously-sized, like puddings and pyjamas should be, and ring-bound with a loop for hanging at the top.
Every month features a relevant vegetable or fruit, served with a slice of my whimsical wafflings - how best to eat it, a bit of history and other facts, all filtered through my barmy, beardy bonce.
Below that is an arrangement of useful boxes with numbers in to help you remember you've just missed Aunty Bob's birthday, or you've a joyful jaunt to the dentist next week.
There are useful dates too, like public holidays and religious festivals in the UK, and the birthdays of five remarkable women, and five remarkable men each month.
If you buy a calendar, or get given one, you'll also get something rather different to other calendar designers...
I'll send you an email on the first of every month, full of delights to look forward to that month - stuff to do, a recipe, and something about the remarkable people whose birthdays are celebrated in that month.
Not only that... ('What, there's more!?' I hear you gasp in rapturous relish) but in the monthly email will be a surprise audio treat. Oh yes.
So, what are you waiting for? Count on your fingers how many calendars you need to delight your friends and relations this Noel, and order away.
There will be a note in each calendar with a link to sign up to the monthly emails.
Postage on all UK orders is £2.99 no matter how many calendars you buy.
Postage for International orders is cunningly calculated by Shopify.
If you live in or near Stratford upon Avon and want to collect from either myself or My Darling Jules at Sew Me Something, just select the 'collect' option and add a note in your order about who you'd like to collect from.
(Note for keen photographers - the pictures are all taken with a Lensbaby Velvet 56 lens, giving the fruit and veggies a soft, almost watercolour look.)